Effective Aug 1st, 2006
For All Visitors to Our Sites
Evil Global Corporation protects any and all personal
information we gather, via e-mail, our newsteam news
letter, or any other means. We may occasionally
conduct online consumer surveys to learn about our
viewers but we do not sell or lease that information
to anyone else. Okay, we may look at it from our
homes when the lights are out, but that's as far as
we'll go. If you sign up for the newsletter or send
us an email, we will not share your email address with
third parties.
Contact Us
If you submit personal information, such as your email
address, to us by following the “Mail Us” link located
throughout our Sites, we will use that information to
respond to your question or request for information.
We will not share your information with third parties
without your explicit permission.
Information automatically collected by our Sites
Our servers automatically collect certain
non-personally identifying information, such as your
computer’s IP address, the type of browser in use, and
pages viewed, when you visit our Sites. We use this
information to understand how visitors navigate
through our Sites, to enhance your experience while
using our Sites, and to make the materials we post as
valuable to visitors as possible. We do not link this
information to personally identifiable information.
Personal Information Sharing
We will share your personal information with third
parties in the ways that are described above in this
privacy statement. We will also share your personal
information if we are required to do so by law, or if
we believe that doing so is necessary in order to
conform to the law, cooperate with law enforcement
agencies, comply with legal process served on Evil
Global Corp, or otherwise protect Evil Global Corp's
legal rights. From time to time we employ service
providers to perform various functions involving
personal information on our behalf. These service
providers are prohibited from using this personal
information for any other purpose.
Links to Other Web Sites
Our Sites include links to other Web sites whose
privacy practices may differ from those of Evil Global
Corp. If you submit personal information to any of
those sites, your information is subject to their
privacy statements. Evil Global Corp’s privacy
statement does not apply to information you may submit
to those sites. We encourage you to carefully read the
privacy statement of any Web site you visit.
Changes in this Privacy Statement
If we change this privacy statement in ways that
affect the personally identifying information we have
collected through our Sites, we will post those
changes in this space and advise you of choices you
may have as a result of those changes. We will also
post a notice on our home page that this privacy
statement has changed.